Rumors: Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys) wants in on Lily Allen's you-know-what
Aug 14, 2007
Recent American deportee and potential BBC television star, Lily Allen is allegedly being thrown advances via cell phone by the "Fluorescent Adolescent" himself, Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys. The UK's Daily Mirror is "reporting" from their showbiz blogs:
Cheeky Arctic Monkey Alex Turner has been sending sexy texts to Lily Allen.
The flirty singer even sent her one message saying that he wanted to spend the night with her.
But we've got some bad news for you Alex and we hope you're sitting down... because she's definitely NOT interested.
In fact, her and boyfriend Seb Chew find the whole thing completely hysterical - and can't stop laughing about it.
Lily was at the Field Day Festival in Hackney, East London, on Saturday night, when she let slip that she had received a "hilarious" text from Alex.
Our backstage spy tells us: "Lily was on brilliant form all night, chatting to fans and generally larking about with pals and Seb.
"At one point, she got out her phone and told some of her friends that they just had to see this message from Alex.
"Basically he said that he wanted her to go back to his hotel - or that he could go to hers."
Alternatively, he could go to hell!
We don't want to jump right in and believe this, so if it's corroborated, cool. If not, well, we've been duped too, huh?
Godspeed!
aiuto...aiuto...SOS!
lei no, lei no, lei proprio no!!